me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

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stonecoldpapi:

bruh…
shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers
brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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